Simulacrum Therapy: Where Reality is Optional

At Simulacrum Therapy, we don't fix your problems. We just pretend to fix them.

Our team of highly trained Simulacra (that's what we call our therapists) will guide you through a series of exercises designed to help you forget you ever had any problems in the first place.

Services include:

• Reality Distortion Therapy - Our most popular service! We will help you distort your perception of reality until you're not sure what's real and what's not.
• Alternate Dimensionality Therapy - Our team will help you navigate the vast expanse of parallel universes, where your problems are someone else's problems.
• Simulacrum Suggestion - We'll give you a new set of problems to think about, just for kicks!

Don't wait any longer! Contact us today and let us help you forget you ever had any problems.

Or, you know, just don't.